"Ask for pilau!!!! Kama imeiva, it's your lucky day!!!!!!"
"Try the morning maandazis! You'll not stop asking for more!!"
"Befriend the guards!!! Might help when you need them!!! Just lost track of my student ID and they let me in!!"
"Just come and do your thing don't look at others! Conquer your books and leave"
"Likely to meet MPs here at the Art Cafe!!!"
"Awesome pastries!!!!!! Swiss rolls, cakes, chocoballs, croissants etc!!! Try them out! No disappointments!!!!"