"The parking lot is a shit show. That aside, if you manage to avoid the doucheystaff, you can get in a pretty good work out on their dirtycardio machines (but hey, that's what you get for $25/month!)"
"Pad See Ew and Pad Thai smell like wet dog food. They also TASTE like the smell of wet dog food. If you have a dog, you know what I'm talking about. Not a good combo. Stick with the apps."