"If everything you do is elite, but you don't have foursquare friends to read it...are you still elite? Just to be sure I may have to share this on FB too. YOUR LIFE SUCKS. (please get sarcasm)"
"Rough Life! OMG iT's my home away from home with just me and my bff's. Our life is so much more exciting then yours. (if you don't get the sarcasm in that statement, trust I'm not being an elitist"