jonny shire

"The best things in life are free. But you can give them to the birds and bees. I want lazers, that's what I want, just give me lazers."

"Provides excellent views of the hinterland between post industrial wasteland and cheap tacky new build flats. Par excellence!"

"Known locally as Eggles due to the 20 or so chicken farms in the area."

"Famously platform 2 is where Mick Hucknall thought up the name for Simply Red."

"Did you know... The Earl of Earlstown is actually a viscount."

"Blessed St Helen. Patron saint of the caravan and camping club."