John Bentley

"Whoever invented the Cart Wheel app should be taken from Target parking lots all over the country on a flat bed truck and publicly flogged."

"Get a rewards cards and come on Mondays - double points!"

"Skip the soft drink. 2.19 is a rip off!"

"Get the waffle cone. It is worth it!"

"Don't buy a Sunday paper here - they keep your penny rather than giving you your change."

"Two words - Milk Shake!"