Joe Winter

"At KP everyone is the mayor of healthcare!"

"No matter what you get, you won't be sorry. The food is great. But bring something warm to wear in case they seat you in the cold section."

"You'll find plenty of gas here if you start your Costco trip with a hot dog in the food court."

"One does not simply walk into Mordor... I mean... Murder Kroger."

"Once you've decided to be unique just like everyone else and take a photo of this place with your iPhone, move on to the Krog Street tunnel for more hipster tourism madness."

"Someone please buy this place, already. Renovate it, or tear it down and build a live-work space. Just do something with it, please!"