Joe Cambric

"Go for the corner chair it's the best seat in the house you'll have unrestricted view of all the reindeer games"

"Fags with bags everywhere don't let the bar keep lure you into his back corner office his candy jar is vast n tempting n overflowing!! And remember u silly faggrit, he does dick the tricks"

"Trust not in that mad hatters potions they'll get ya"

"Just close your eyes pucker your lips and suck n blow"

"Kinda Erie and empty the weather needs to start cooperating so we can get this placed packed and popping as is meant to be"

"Equipment is all in good shape but it could a little more attention to cleanliness"