Jen Fairhurst

"Wooden floors. Just don't get invited to lunch in the garden room there or whatever its called. The acoustics suck when you're partially or borderline deaf already."

"I'd thoroughly, recommend the food. Melts in your mouth and beautifully and also, quite promptly served for each course."

"Don't even bother with the made up tarmac pathways. They don't really go anywhere very much, other than behind some houses in the town centre or to the ranger's house or to simply, nowhere."

"I wouldn't recommend the cardboard fast food. Soft seating's a bit plasticky and ropey, but other than that, all is good."

"RSPB territory. Don't go into the enclosures if your dog(s) aren't leashed between February and August if and when you see the notices there. Other than that, Not really muddy either."