Jason Baker

"Try a chicken biscuit here and you'll never want the fast food version ever again."

"Beware of the geese. They're mostly friendly, but they tend to leave little 'presents' all over the place."

"Low density sprawl goes on for miles. It's someone's idea of good planning, but not mine."

"Take a GIS course and design the next Foursquare!"

"The folks in Suite 10 are nice, but I promise you we're just the administrative offices for Weaver Street Market, not the actual store. Check your GPS because I'm not making you a sandwich."

"Keep your dogs on a leash! Three times in a month I've had a friendly but very muddy dog jump up on me here. I like dogs, and I believe you that he's friendly, but friendly isn't the same as clean!"