Jeff Is Rad

"Hippest bachelor pad around. Inhabited entirely by women."

"Only cool cats and hot chicks allowed. Have fun lookin in from outside."

"Sshhh. Quite!!!!"

"When you're here, you're family. Well, like a 3rd cousin from the redneck side. But family none the less"

"If you know what you need and where to find it, your good. But if you need help finding something, good luck. The staff there is not very knowledgable."