Jean-Michel

"Best train station pub in the whole world"

"A bit pricey"

"Wifi doesn't work in rooms and air con only does so when you're on the room. Which saves the Earth but wastes your night. Ideal location though and affordable price"

"Someone just had their mobile phone stolen from the table where they were sitting. Very quick and efficient thief. Be mindful of people who don't know who bend and sit at your table"

"The Mayor special actually works. Where else can you get a decent main and a pint for under £6?"

"The smallest portions on the planet are served here. A shame they don't come quickly or with a smile either..."