Jay Chapman

"Duh! The pasty!"

"Amazing beer and tots, don't get the turkey and bacon sub, only one thin slice of turkey and indifferent bacon on a cheap roll ."

"Don't try to go to redamak's in the winter!"

"Home sweet home!"

"Spartan Girls, f*ck yea!"

"Get the French toast at the breakfast buffet, you won't regret it, unless you like French toast."