Jacqueline Troy

"The Nigerian priest is so thankful for us being there"

"Excellent pies!"

"You can only visit if you bring Jaffa cakes."

"If you accidentally get lost, you'll bump into the cast of Made In Chelsea!"

"That was meant to say, the staff will put your shopping in their fridge and freezer while u get drunk waiting for ur flatmate with the keys!"

"If you lock yourself out your flat, the l"