"Try not getting in trouble. Then you will never have to come here."
Government
· Santa Ana, United States
"Good spot to get extra juicy. Just don't let the neighbor catch you. Haha"
Cemetery
· San Clemente, United States
"Don't nail your hand to a tree or you'll end up here!"
Hospital
· San Clemente, United States
"No disabled parking? When I asked why the owner replied, "we don't allow retard to enter!". How rude!"
Cocktail
· Santa Monica, United States
"Make sure you say what's up to Jay! He is such a beast. He would run through the forest with no shoes and beat Chuck Norris in a foot race."
Home (private)
· San Clemente, United States
"Make sure you bring toilet paper because usually they don't have any."
Home (private)
· Thousand Palms, United States