James Argon

"This store has great resources, but make sure to stay on your toes because they're under the tables"

"Ask for the "soggy palms". If so there is a small chance you will hit gold and find the chewy nunu's under the wood carvings"

"The true luxury comes from the raffle they have to lick the soggy nose of the macadain's, if lucky it will spray on the ocman potatoes"

"If the goose is sweaty enough, you can rub it for 5$/hr till it oozes on your chest."

"5/hr to rub the sweaty goose till it oozes"