Ian Pugh

"Found a great deal on rubber nipples here. Checked Giant and Mars but both seemed to be out. Bargain buy for sure."

"Half-off gas with purchase of a large Tarrazu coffee. Grab a slider for an extra hearty mid-shift shit. Turd burglars beware."

"Caters to the yuppies of Perry Hall. Be sure to pick up a polo shirt and cardigan here before your squash match. 30% off with Starbucks purchase."

"Tucked away in the hills of Fallston, this Royal Farms offers amenities such as chewy ice and lockless bathrooms. A traveler's safe haven."

"This Royal Farms is an eclectic clash between outdoorsy and art deco styles. The Redbox has also been handcrafted to meet the needs of the owner and architect."

"The 25 cent shopping carts are the best deal around town. Also check out their large selection of elderlies. Purchase one and you'll be sure to be the talk of the neighborhood."