Homer M.

"Get ready for a full body cavity inspection when trying to enter the building."

"cushioned lounge chairs, good beats, & chill vibe. be sure to grab a chair on the left side of the pool for sun all day!"

"I'll give u $100 if u can ever locate a smiling, friendly face working here. this is where the truly uneducated can thrive and yield any authority behind a counter. enjoy the ride! wheeeeee!"

"if u need to wait, they have a good selection of men's magazine...like playboy!"

"the Express line here means you'll be waiting at least 20 minutes before getting checked out! slow cashiers & annoying people always arguing over how much an item is. i'm bout to choke someone! lol"

"if your date doesn't want to share the fire-roasted garlic chicken for two, you can ask the waitress for a single portion size. it's finger lickin good!"