Grant Whitsitt

"Bring a catcher's mitt."

"Did you know that chicken nuggets/rings are the ground up scraps of chicken that meat packing industries can't sell individually? (i.e., beaks, eyes, bones, brains, feet, etc) Who knew!! :)"

"Here's a tip: don't leave the hot glue guns on or I'll shove it down your throat."

"Mmyeah, Doritos time! Gotta crunch it, 'cause it's good! *And the lightning bolt crashes. Hey old man, whatcha eatin? Well I'm eatin a big bag of Doritos."

"Best: try the Ronald Reagan Jerky... Good ol' fashioned American taste"

"Incredible... Look at this damn shower boy!!! Wearing a crown while showering tonight!"