"As the official cookie tester, I approve this message. The new Chocolate 4 Play cookie is so good, it's stupid!"
"As the official cookie tester, I approve this message... Coconut Macaroons! Drop in and try it, like it. It may become a regular thingy."
"Super yummy! Fresh batch of Salted Caramel cupcakes"
"As the official cookie tester, I approve this message. The Ginger Molasses Cookies are fantastic!"
"Wow! You have to try the Stinking Bishop cheese... It is so fantastic right now"
"Just wanted to let you know, the advent calendars with Rogers Chocolates are almost gone...Get on wile you can."