"Handily the most annoying restaurant in the neighborhood, a tourist trap/port of entry to Greenpoint on the Hannah Horvath neighborhood tour. The ghost of Heath Ledger tells you to fuckoff."
New American
· Brooklyn, United States
8.9"Worst Equinox. Manager is a huge dick, facilities are third-rate, and gets too crowded during rush hour. Only benefit is not running into people you know, because almost nobody comes here."
Gym and Studio
· New York, United States
8.9"Don't be a ho. Yes, you sir."
Ramen
· Brooklyn, United States
9.0"Tell your asshole friends to go to Parm and then go here instead."
Italian
· New York, United States
9.2"YOU KNOW WHITE PEOPLE/GET MONEY, DON'T SPEND IT/OR MAYBE THEY/GET MONEY BUY A BUSINESS/I'D RATHER GET THE BLACK LABEL AND GO IGN'ANT/I KNOW FRANK B GONE KILL ME/BUT LEMME FINISH"
American
· New York, United States
8.9"ENJOY THE WAIT SUCKERS"
Ramen
· New York, United States
9.0