Jess

"All the cemeteries are closed except for the 3rd Saturday of the month, when they're open for tours"

"Take off your hat and keep an eye on your glasses and electronic devices- if you don't, the wind will take it off of your hands."

"Newly renovated and gorgeous! Nice seating for groups to the side. Pete's the best behind the bar! Knows his beer and is just an awesome guy."

"This used to be one of our favorite haunts. Now, the deals are lame, the fare is mediocre and the place is practically empty during the week when it used to be packed."

"Come visit me for your personalized massage!! I specialize in deep tissue, Swedish relaxation, prenatal, lymphatic drainage, and sports massage. Check out our deal for the Massage Club!"

"If you like the Acaì smoothie, try it with blueberries..."