Cali Nerd

"This campground is horrible. Not well-maintained, not clean, no working sewage hookups, dead weeds and divots in the sites and roads. Doesn't look like anyone's emptying the bathroom biohazards either"

"Riquísimo. Great service, amazing food. Make a reservation on restaurando.com for a 30% discount"

"Las chipas de jamón y queso son riquísimas!"

"Little crabs may pinch your feet as you slosh through the pools :-)"

"Delicious fish and caipiroskas made with local fruits"

"Nice outdoor garden, good salads, but prepare to wait forever for the slow waiters, while the manager sits down to smoke and eat a sandwich."