Dustin Diaz

"don't diss the amstel. just order it. ok."

"don't eat at the restaurant if you're in a hurry"

"if you got time, grab a smoothie from shakies"

"sit at the table in the corner if you've never drank beer on a subwoofer"

"watch the awesome brazillian music videos. they'll amuse you forever."

"if you can get into the garden, go for it"