Dustin Carlton

"if the bartenders don't meet expectations, as so many other folks have mentioned, you should take it as a sign and get the hell out of my neighborhood. this place is great if you're not a twat."

"all you have to do is follow Swanee's rules, and they will be revealed as the night evolves"

"lousy service, sat for too long -no menu, no beverage, several fatass waitresses ignored me as they frequently walked by. finally a dishwasher asked for my drink order. I left. fuck Mel's shithole"

"this is not a gallery :("

"wow, I'm mayor of the best parlor in NYC, what an honor"

"west side of avenue"