Duncan Beebe

"I'm all about Moonlight cafe bro. Yanni's is dangerous."

"Lynn's nails does not supply even simple drywall nails. Terrible ordering system. Never even have basic construction supplies. I don't know how Lynn builds a god damn thing."

"They like when you give them money."

"Never get into a turf war with delicious b."

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"Really classy place. What better way to show your love and dedication than buying someone stripper clothes? Use as a birthday or anniversary present."