Drew Thaler

"Avoid the grooming. 30 mins just to drop two dogs off???"

"Don't miss the annual corn roast! Yum!"

"Don't try riding this in the nude. Uptight security guards will get all up in your face for some reason."

"Free wireless displays "Ads for Access" and kinda sucks. Don't bother with it except as a last resort - your phone's 3G is probably better."

"Burritos are impressively bad even for the Midwest. Cold tortilla, beans, chicken or beef with "Mexican" sauce, and way too much cheese."

"The Eye was rimmed with fire, but was itself glazed, yellow as a cat's, watchful and intent, and the black slit of its pupil opened on a pit, a window into nothing."