Donna M

"Wear your coat, it's cold in there."

"We ate 3 bites and had to leave. Makes Crystal Palace seem like an actual palace in comparison."

"Good service, terrible beer selection."

"Your perfume and/or cologne doesn't smell as good as you think it does. Go easy on the stuff, please."

"Don't judge any new-to-you beer on how it tastes here. We've been served funky pints of stuff we know we like on multiple occasions."

"Shower! Do not just wear extra cologne. Nobody likes the smell of whatever brand you use, anyway."