Dj Schuby

"This is the shittiest bar of all time. You can't even really call it a bar. They only serve bud light, coors light, and miller light. This place sucks!"

"Hello vee!"

"Hip hop! The dolla dolla dolla sign!"

"Add bacon to any half or footlong for only 99 cents!"

"the tennis courts have some very bright lights that make nighttime play possible! Remember to bring some quarters to turn them on!"

"I've been here twice and both times the cashier kept my change without asking."