Daniel Hill

"You can't turn around without knocking over a trophy in this town. Roll Tide!"

"Boiled Fish in Hot Oil. Basil Squid. Beef Hot Pot. All wins."

"You're only here because Waffle House is packed. Or, you're with a group that's too big for them. Keep calm and Roll Tide."

"Are you drunk, high, or hungover? Then you've come to the right place! If you're too wasted just point and grunt."

"Let me finish my sentences please. Being rude is bad for business. You're not busy enough to act that way. Last trip here."

"Wonderful hot & sour soup. It should be called "sweet-hot & sour." But the sweetness balances well, and doesn't overpower the soup."