"You can't turn around without knocking over a trophy in this town. Roll Tide!"
"Boiled Fish in Hot Oil. Basil Squid. Beef Hot Pot. All wins."
Chinese
· Tuscaloosa, United States
8.7"You're only here because Waffle House is packed. Or, you're with a group that's too big for them. Keep calm and Roll Tide."
Breakfast
· Tuscaloosa, United States
6.5"Are you drunk, high, or hungover? Then you've come to the right place! If you're too wasted just point and grunt."
Fast Food
· Northport, United States
6.7"Let me finish my sentences please. Being rude is bad for business. You're not busy enough to act that way. Last trip here."
Pizza
· Northport, United States
6.5"Wonderful hot & sour soup. It should be called "sweet-hot & sour." But the sweetness balances well, and doesn't overpower the soup."
Chinese
· Northport, United States