Desi

"YUM. I always get lots of attention here. Unless there's a puppy. Stupid puppies."

"This is where I go. Not that I like going..."

"OMG OMG OMG I love playing in the grass here!"

"This is a good place. Lucy tried to learn some Doggie Manners here and got a diploma. She got better but it's all relative."

"Watch out - strange germs lurk here. Doggies often get a tummy ache after a visit. It's still the best park ever - just stay out of the mud."