Derek Weber

"Salads here are large enough for two or three people."

"At this gate there appear to be two wifi access points battling for your device. One is very fast and the other is very slow and you need to reaccept their license when you bounce"

"If you put Joe's dryer on Air Fluff he gets mad. It's awesome."

"The bacon cheeseburger is surprisingly good for theme park food"

"The hot berry tea has a coffee taste to it ..."

"People love to just stand on the escalator and it's a slow one. If you want to exit or enter with any kind of speed take the stairs behind the escalator."