DJ Pheloneous

"Just gonna be honest here, I had the big woody burger, and while it wasnt bad it wasnt great, just mediocre. Bring back Zaks, that place had awesome burgers."

"The Pizza was nasty, the philly cheese steak was pretty good. The fight club was ehh and the beer was 21$ a pitcher. So im thinking next time I will just order fries and drink lots of beer."

"When you get out try not to go back. Thats what I did and now life is great!"

"I brought two time grammy nominated sony recording artist Skee Lo (I Wish) here for a cut before our show at LSC awhile back and he was very happy with the cut."

"If you come in late bring your own body wash as the citrus ginger body wash dispensers are usually empty at night. I prefer Irish Spring cuz the ladies say it makes me smell magically delicious ;-)"

"Heres a tip, dont continuously spit n the pool while you and your friend just play around with each other and take up lane space like its your own private kiddie pool. Your an adult, ease act like it."