Daz Wright

"The Cross has always been a fairly dirty pub but the cleaniness of the toilets is disgusting. If they can't be bothered to pay for a cleaner for the bits you can see just try and imagine the kitchens."

"The food's at best average. Very slow service."

"This is a fine hotel if you like being in close proximity to over a thousand people. A little bit of my soul has died here."

"It doesn't take credit cards and there's no lift."

"The brewery advise 17 year olds to begin queuing at the bar as it is likely they will be 18 by the time they get served."

"Even when there is nobody at the bar your wait will be guaged in geological time."