David Wagoner

"Satan's Pony and nachos. Enough said."

"Bill's good, too - but be prepared for good-natured barbs and an ultra-dry wit."

"Plenty of free parking available - Stacy Hall lot (2 blocks east on Main St) and 14th Street garage (just show attendant your UBC bulletin)."

"Water cooler with cold water for post-run visits!"

"Moderate, thinking, doing congregation with an ecumenical bent. Y'all come!"

"Buy 1, get 1 at 50%!"