David Johnson

"All the gays at the airport seem to hang out here."

"Decent coffee and food, but they are slow as sin and frequently screw up orders."

"Considering their questionable import policies and the general warehouse feeling at least try to get your fish elsewhere."

"You're at a corner store. Buy whatever crap thing you're too lazy to go to a real store for and gtfo."

"Train one of your many kids as butlers, so they can do your laundry for you."

"Sit back and enjoy sitting under a freeway, because pretty soon you're going to the suburbs and it's definitely going to be worse."