David Carter

"Male toilet level 5 - don't use the trap on the left. The flush doesn't work properly therefore you may be confronted with something nasty if you go in there"

"Dont forget to carry your swipe card at all times even when you need to use the loo to avoid the nightmare of being locked out of your own office and having to convince a cleaner to let you back in!"

"Key lime pie here is the best"

"If youre headed for Shoreditch change here and get the overground. It's quicker than walking down Brick Lane"