David Derrick

"Try the double shot skinny latte from Hank."

"If you need to print your voucher, the folks at the desk are less than helpful, but the airline desks could help you out."

"Ignore the quiet car crazies."

"Don't feed the animals. Stay in school. Don't do (a lot of) drugs."

"Try the blanched peppers with sea salt and don't call the chef tommy."

"first and last cars are "quiet" cars. feel free to live free and ignore this bullshit."