Daniel Schatzle

"Hot dog, drink and slice of pizza for less than 4 bucks. Best lunch money can buy."

"Give the chicken breast sandwich a try. It's huge and comes with a pretty solid tasting honey mustard sauce on the side."

"Order a round of chads signature shot, runts. Or if you're feeling frisky go with a runts on steroids. Has a bit more of a punch but still tastes like candy."