Daniel Shepherd

"Congratulations on making it to the building through the ever changing maze of roadworks!"

"Don't take metal objects on the dodgems. Dropped my keys and set fire to my car!"

"Whilst you're here, don't forget to visit Luton Christian Book Centre on the ground floor!"

"Forget the new Tesco at Spytty, this place is doing a much better job!"

"The new store is much larger and of course far more modern, but not really anything special. Sainsbury's do a much better job at opening a new store!"

"Mind where you park your car, some residents in the street think they own the road..."