Cristiano Martins

"Please make sure you collect your panties on your walk of shame out. Thank you - Management -"

"Killer staff, all caffeine fixes and sandwiches are amazing! True gem! If you're a poser and a douche like everyone else, please do this place a favor and keep going to your Starbucks where you belong"

"I just made tons of bubbles and no one even noticed..."

"You just never know if the service by these Broward 'pure breeds' they find to staff this place is mediocre because:1.you're not a pure breed,2.they are,or 3.both. Gee,Im so sorry I have all my teeth."

"Unless you dig dipping into a gigormous dog latrine, leave it to the furry ones."