"Come for the air travel, stay for the tender caress of a lonely TSA Agent."
Travel and Transportation
· Jamaica, United States
"The grilled chicken sandwich with bacon, cheese, mayo and pesto was pretty good."
Café
· Lihue, United States
4.5"What is this, SAW? Do you want to play a game? Here, wipe your ass with this sandpaper. Why do hotels insist on using this shit? Don't they realize people would use less if they got real toilet paper?"
Hotel
· Melville, United States
6.1"The "Turkey Bacon Bravo" sandwich only has two slices of bacon. Shame on you for even mentioning bacon in the name of the sandwich, Panera Bread."
Bakery
· Carle Place, United States
7.6"Please leave your pride at the door and strip naked for your convenience and security."
Travel and Transportation
· Jamaica, United States
"Don't forget to check in on 4sq before checking in here for low-low rates during your stay. Oh, sorry. All your shit was vouchered before your arrival, so your phone is with the property clerk. My bad"
Courthouse
· Brooklyn, United States