"Your CornFinger has multiple uses here: 1. Seat cushion. 2. Use your CornFinger when attempting to catch foul balls...it will soften the blow"
Baseball Field
· Hastings, United States
"Keep your eye out for wolves and cougars! They are out there!"
Golf Course
· Elmwood, United States
"Everybody who drives by we wave at...its the Nebraska way. The difference here is that we wave with the CornFinger!"
Apparel
· Hastings, United States
"If you have a plumbing need...talk to Richard. ...if need be...he would walk you clear to the opposite side of the store to get you what you need but cannot find!"
Hardware
· Fremont, United States
7.0"Do not take the Lord's name in vain."
Church
· Fremont, United States
"Don't you dare steal the yard sign!"
Sports and Recreation
· Fremont, United States