Elvis SmegMax

Elvis SmegMax

Bordertown, Australia
  • 17 Tips
  • 8 Followers
  • 2 Following
  • 2 Lists

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"Not a literal library, but you can still get drunk as if it were."
Elvis SmegMaxElvis SmegMax · October 19, 2011
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"If you wear Isaac Hayes' gold medallions you will acquire all of his powers."
Elvis SmegMaxElvis SmegMax · December 30, 2010
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"Vagina candles harvested from real wax women."
Elvis SmegMaxElvis SmegMax · December 29, 2010
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"Look for the LEGO skrimshaw -- carved from real whale bone!"
Elvis SmegMaxElvis SmegMax · December 21, 2010
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"Take care when taking photographs: spirit orbs of resident ghosts abound. In particular, look out for the Ejaculating Horseman and the Grad Student that Time Forgot."
Elvis SmegMaxElvis SmegMax · December 4, 2010
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