Constance Nompelis

"It used to look MUCH worse than it does today. (No mattter what day today happens to be.)"

"Parking is only allowed on the west side of the street."

"Try the basil mayo with your fries."

"If you're looking for low-carb, don't go for the Thai peanut salad. It's a pile of vermicelli on a few leaves of lettuce. (Tasty though.)"

"Play a Yiddish record. The player seems to prefer them."

"Ask about weekend brunch. It's not on the menu, but they do serve it!"