Crystal Vlach

"Put a special order sticker on my burger, but didn't do what I asked for the special order on the burger"

"Only three of my burners work, but is easy to work around. Use the microwave if you have too :-P"

"It's the best seat in the house!"

"I got ignored by the valet. Lovely"

"Dear high school kids, clean up your mess before you leave! they don't get paid enough to clean up after your sloppy ways. Signed, grow up"

"Came in for lunch on a wednesday afternoon about 2 pm, and we are the only ones here!"