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Chris Hoeller

Chris Hoeller

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The Woodlands, TX
  • 16 Tips
  • 322 Followers
  • 500 Following
  • 5 Lists
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San Francisco
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The Woodlands
1 List Created · 9 Tips
New York
1 List Created · 2 Tips
Lake Buena Vista
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Spring
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Houston
3 Lists Created · 4 Tips
Universal City
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Oak Ridge North
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Chris Hoeller
5 places updated October 22, 2014
5 places including Boondocks, The Ginger Man, McGonigel's Mucky Duck, Kryptonite
Chris Hoeller
11 places updated July 15, 2014
11 places including The Flying Pug, AVIA The Woodlands, Crush Wine Lounge, Stadia
Chris Hoeller
8 places updated October 22, 2014
8 places including Spotify, Spotify, Mezzanine Lounge, Baker St. Pub & Grill
Chris Hoeller
51 places updated
51 places including Taco Bell, McDonald's, Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, Grimaldi's Pizzeria
Chris Hoeller
46 places updated
46 places including Pappasito's Cantina, Vic & Anthony's Steakhouse, McDonald's, The Millennium
    Chris's Recent Tips
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    "Surprise appearances. If you want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes, be sure to stop by before 9. #illuminated #illuminati"
    Chris HoellerChris Hoeller · October 21, 2014
    Lounge
    · Houston, United States
    7.1
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    "Quite possibly the best TexMex in the world, plus, 👌👨🍛 < 🇺🇸 👨🍛. Not because it's from 🗽 (usually = 🈹 © with a 🇺🇸). RealMexicanFood sucks: 👨🍛🍦 ➖ 😁 = 😖👎. Where did sexy manager go?!?"
    Chris HoellerChris Hoeller · October 21, 2014
    Mexican
    · Houston, United States
    8.7
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    "Filet mignon Steakhouse"
    Chris HoellerChris Hoeller · October 5, 2014
    Steakhouse
    · Houston, United States
    9.0
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    "Cheap, fast food"
    Chris HoellerChris Hoeller · August 31, 2014
    Fast Food
    · The Woodlands, United States
    7.7
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    "Music startup business technology"
    Chris HoellerChris Hoeller · August 30, 2014
    Tech Startup
    · New York, United States
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    "Pizza New York"
    Chris HoellerChris Hoeller · August 30, 2014
    Pizza
    · The Woodlands, United States
    8.8