Chris Haese

"Great dim sum, but bizarrely non-flexible with menu options. You can't upgrade the rice that comes with combos, if you want fried rice instead of white rice you have to order a full side entree of it."

"The waitress asks me to say "when" then begins to freshly grate cheese onto my salad. I never say when, the room fills with cheese. No one survives."

"This place is amazing, I really dig the Austin vibe."

"Nanananananananananana BAT BRIDGE!"

"I can't NOT say cheesesteak."

"Great shoe selection, but good luck finding them. No organization whatsoever."