Chris Beck

"I've never showered with toilet water .."

"Get extra cardio by jumping and side stepping around the weights these slobs are too lazy to put away . Boca is like school in the summertime --no class ."

"Check your ticket times ...some dopey broad gave me the wrong time ....lucky I caught it .."

"Dr. Hixenbaugh is a fantastic optician ! We've seen him since '98 and really appreciate his professional manner !"

"This is by far the slowest Wendy's I've ever seen . It is awful . I shouldn't expect much at a "fast food" place but I swear they work in reverse ."

"Hands down the worst Publix Deli I've ever been to ...so MASSIVELY disorganized . Poor Domingo had to do all the work while slackers lazily watched him. At least I only had to say my one order 3 times"