Alyssa Laganosky

"It smells like puke in here. It makes me want to puke."

"I've checked in here 22 times and I'm still not the mayor!"

"Make grilled cheese with pepperonis. You won't be disappointed"

"Try the Navajo corn chowder or the pot pie. They are amazing! Chef Jeff is the best!"

"Watch out, the liquor in the freezer might roll onto the floor and break and the bathrooms might smell like girl poop."