Cam Doyle

"Henry is hot and makes the good bonerade."

"If you see Patrick, poke him in the eye!"

"Come here if you've never experienced what it's like to be assraped by a chair."

"See the sign? Pee on it. It's tradition."

"There was literally blood on our sheets. And mould on the shower curtain. And the door handle broke off when I tried to enter the room. Not even joking."

"Go somewhere else..."